Greg Santos
From Hollywood (Comedian)
My continuing New Year’s resolution has always been to not have a New Year’s resolution. It’s really easy and impossible to follow through with at the same time.
Dan Venti
From Ocean Beach (Comedian)
I’d like to get a professional full-nude spread of myself published in Time. It would be in Time magazine’s first fully nude magazine, and I get the centerfold.
Billy Bonnell
From Los Angeles (Comedian)
I plan to win between three and five real rap battles. I’ll get started on the streets of L.A., which would be the best place, but eventually I want to move up to the larger clubs.
Michael Doud
From City Heights (Comedian)
It’s gotta be to get rid of these cigarettes. Since I was 15 when I started these, it’s the one thing that’s been on my back and I know it’s killing me.