Jessica Ballow
From Normal Heights (Bartender)
Aww, hell yeah! Because Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is an awesome freaking book. And I really want a Babel fish in my ear so I can understand all languages from the weird creatures I meet.
Jonathan Orozco
From Hillcrest (Server/Bartender)
I would only if it was the Tenth Doctor who came to get me because he is really hot and I really want to have sex with him. I’m not sure if he’s gay — that was never explained in the show — but he’s also fictional, so I’ll believe what I want to, dammit!
Christen Brown
From North Park (Bartender)
I would do it for sure just to see if there are any hot alien dudes out there. There has got to be! I mean, all of space and time? At least I could go back to historical Earth and find some for sure.
Aaron Palmer
From Downtown (Bartender)
I would go because you only have one life to live. So, f**k it — live for adventure. “Go big or go home” has always been my motto.