
Luke Valles
From Mission Valley (Department Head at Home Depot)
I once woke up in the middle of the night to find myself in the act of punching my girlfriend in the face. It was too late to stop myself, so I full-on socked her right in the mouth.

Ben Watz
From Tierrasanta (Go-Kart Track Manager)
I’ve woken up on the beach with no pants, with a full beer can in my hand, surrounded by seagulls.

Alex Vaughn
From Poway (Track Marshall)
My friend’s fat dad, in the same bed, when I was sleeping in a hotel at Disneyland. He wasn’t there the night before...it was very shocking in the morning.Answer 3

Kenny Stewart
From Rancho Peñasquitos (Mechanic)
This one time on a cruise ship I got super drunk.The next thing I remember, I’m waking up next to some girl. She followed me around for the remainder of the cruise. Still don’t know her name.