
Rene Lancaster
From Normal Heights (Comedian and Valet)
I ask a girl if she’s seen The Sandlot, then they ask if I’m in that movie, but then I say, “No, but I have it on DVD.” This question would be much easier if I actually had some moves I could put on for the ladies.

April Ventura
From National City (Comedian)
I flip over right in the middle of passion with no warning. It’s super Greco-Roman and it usually doesn’t have a positive response. Oh! You mean, move as in before I lure them into my apartment... in that case, I just show up. I’m a girl, so it’s all in the bag.

Brian Simpson
From South Park (Security at Mad House/Student)
The first thing I do is listen. More like eavesdrop, but I wait until I hear something I know about, then I bust in with a legitimate conversation. You just basically have to pretend they’re interesting.

Zeus Santos
From Mira Mesa (Material Handler)
I ask them: “How many pounds does a polar bear weigh?” Enough to break the ice! No, just kidding. I don’t do that all the time, but I have done it before with limited success.