Abbey McDonald
From National City (Student)
Knock knock. [“Who’s there?”] Banana. [“Banana who?”] Knock knock. [“Who’s there?”] Banana. [“Banana who?”] Knock knock. [“Who’s there?”] Orange. [“Orange who?”] Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?!
Kim Cramp
From Little Italy (Office Manager)
What do you call a dog with no legs? You can call him anything you want because he won’t come.
Jeremy Whitaker
From Serra Mesa (Unemployed)
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.
Ron Braner
From Madison, Wisconsin (Kitchen Manager)
What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? With one you need a tweetment, the other you need an oinkment.
P.J. McDonnell
From Hillcrest (Unemployed)
What did the blind, dumb, and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.