Shortly after Mayor Gloria’s recent press conference announcing the creation of a parking lot sleep space for San Diego’s homeless, reporters from the Latino newspaper LaPrensa San Diego attempted to gain access to the site …
July 28, 2023
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Mayor’s Deputy Communications Director puts former colleagues in their place
Homeless declare sleep space “less homey”
Surprisingly, the homeless — who until now have lived freely in San Diego’s bucolic canyons and along its picturesque Downtown streets — have proved less than eager to camp out on a patch of asphalt …
July 14, 2023
Jabba the Trump credits decision to run in ‘24 to local podcaster
Embattled Presidential candidate Jabba the Trump has revealed that one of his most devoted online critics has actually been in his employ for years, and credited her with helping to launch his third presidential campaign …
July 14, 2023
Biden awards first-ever Smollett Medal to Hillcrest burn victim
According to area homosexual Scott Rowin, he was assaulted by multiple men in Hillcrest during Pride Month, men who doused him with flammable liquid and set him on fire while shouting gay slurs. He suffered …
July 14, 2023
Not the Faulcon, but the Phoenix
Faulconer: “If Trump can run again to reclaim his throne after losing to an ineffectual Democrat, then why can’t I?”
June 30, 2023
Homeless community divided over best response to camping ban
When the San Diego City Council voted to ban camping on public property within city limits as long as shelter beds were available, it sent a shockwave through San Diego’s homeless community. When the dust …
June 30, 2023
Some are Welcome in this Place
In recent weeks, the once staid City of Carlsbad has been roiled by controversy — first over the decision to fly the Pride flag over city hall, and then over the possible inclusion of Diversity, …
June 30, 2023
Following Federal visit to border, Imperial Beach mayor sends Mr. Floatie to White House
IB Mayor Paloma Aguirre: “I tried sending President Biden a letter letting him know how dire the situation here really is. But all I got was a bunch of talk from Senator Padilla. So I …
June 16, 2023
Padres’ park sponsor expands efforts in wake of Friar’s folly
“Stereotypes about crazy cat ladies and men with small dogs aside, Petco has long been a supporter of LGBTQIA+ rights,” said Sally Stopgap at a press conference this week announcing the company’s decision to champion …
June 16, 2023
Swinging Friar denounces Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
Following last week’s decision by the Los Angeles Dodgers to host the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence at their annual Pride Day event, the Padres’ Swinging Friar gave a rare public statement. “For many years now, …
June 16, 2023
Who’s Your Padre?
The San Diego Padres announced today that, following his controversial remarks regarding the Los Angeles Dodgers’ welcoming of the Sisters of Indulgence at their annual Pride Day festivities, the Swinging Friar mascot would be placed …
June 16, 2023