Last week the United States Marine Corps announced that it would no longer require female Marines to wear stockings with uniform skirts, a policy shift that came about as the result of one anonymous female …
March 22, 2024
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Nation’s sexy soldiers stage protest at Pendleton in wake of change in Marine uniform policy
Navy solves San Diego homeless crisis by retiring four locally moored ships
Faced with a tight budget, the United States Navy announced last week that it was retiring four San Diego-based ships: the USS Lake Erie, the USS Germantown, the USS Jackson, and the USS Montgomery. Also …
March 22, 2024
OSHA rules wall falls our fault
Between October of 2023 an January of 2024, Border Patrol agents encountered over 120,000 migrants in the San Diego sector. Combined with the Trump administration’s decision to increase the height of the border wall from …
March 22, 2024
Biden Administration articulates immigration policy with complimentary T-shirts for newcomers
Over the past two weeks, hundreds and even thousands of migrants who have crossed the border from Mexico and into the United States have been apprehended by the Border Patrol, passed into the custody of …
March 8, 2024
China opens assault on America’s border and heartstrings
Last week, in what is possibly the most heartwarming news ever, China announced that it would be loaning two giant pandas to the San Diego Zoo. We’re so lucky! And it’s important to note that …
March 8, 2024
Local real estate company aims to make it rain
OTB Real Estate Founder Cyrus Grabmore: “Be serious, people: the odds are slim to none that these poor folks will be able to collect on their flood insurance policies — if they even have them …
February 9, 2024
New billboard on 94 West takes aim at diversity
“Sometimes, you have to follow where a project leads you,” says Message Maker Chief Creative Officer Sam Bluesky. “When the people at Belonging Begins with Us came to us, they said they wanted to use …
February 9, 2024
Massage Parlor allowed to re-open after re-branding as church
Last week, the San Diego Police Department shut down the Ocean Spa massage parlor in Kearny Mesa, after an extensive investigation revealed that it was the site of frequent exchanges of money for sexual favors. …
February 9, 2024
Adidas inks deal with fashionable fencehopper
Two weeks ago, FOX border reporter Bill Melugin posted a video on X showing a group of immigrants slipping around the end of the border wall in Jacumba, California. The Biden Administration didn’t seem to …
February 9, 2024
Outrage expressed over Mexican oyster order
Over the past week, dozens of people in San Diego and other parts of Southern California have been sickened with norovirus. Following an investigation, San Diego County health officials have responded by calling on consumers …
January 26, 2024