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Dear Hipster: My roommate and I worked our way through a half dozen cans of Steel Reserve the other night while we watched the majority of a new Netflix documentary series about obscure competitions called …
Dear Hipster: With the holidays upon us, I would like to know how a hipster would deck the halls. What type of gifts might be given? What food would be served? Do hipsters do holiday …
Dear Hipster: One thing this crappy year has got me thinking about is time travel. If time travel were indeed possible, we could go back in time and quarantine patient zero before the coronavirus pandemic, …
Dear Hipster: Since life is still canceled, I have been thinking about doing some kind of old-school Christmas festivities this year. Got any suggestions for how to make the most commercialized holiday season in the …
Dear Hipster: 2020 is almost over, and I think we can all agree it’s been a hell of a year. Rather than dwell on the weirdness of 2020, I want to take a look back …
Dear Hipster: I was reading your column from a few weeks ago where you talked about sitting around, drinking beers, and holding down heartfelt conversations about thirty-year-old alternative rock bands. To me, that sounds like …
Dear Hipster: I was talking to a coworker of mine the other day. You can safely assume he (or she) qualifies as a real hipster. I can’t remember exactly how we started talking about it, …
Dear Hipster: As the chill of autumn settles in around us, I think the most burning question on everybody’s mind is... sweater, hoodie, or jacket? Which method of fending off the cold reigns supreme? — …
Dear Hipster: What will be the top recreational drugs for hipsters in 2021? I’m guessing booze and buds, but not necessarily in that order, and I could be wrong. Anything else that may be on …
Dear Hipster: I have been contemplating a new car for a while now. Try as I might, I can’t find one that suits me. For starters, it is getting hard to find a ride with …
Dear Hipster: This was supposed to be the year for Halloween. Not only did the actual holiday fall on a Saturday, it was a full moon to boot! I mean, could you ask for a …
Dear Hipster: Was wondering where hipsters stood on the subject of God and religion. The other day, a dude I know took to Facebook to complain about how a plumber in his house went on …
Dear Hipster: Sorry in advance for the long-ish message here, but it actually takes some explaining to get my point across. Anyways, I was sitting around my house the other day, watching TV — wishing …
Dear Hipster: How are you qualified to be the authority on all things hipster? It’s not like one can go out and get a PhD in Hipsternomics from Stanford. Please don’t take this the wrong …
Dear Hipster: Is there a moment that you can identify as the birth of the modern hipster? — Dick, Bankers Hill Well, as I have said before, the hipster is eternal. There have always been …
Dear Hipster: As the hipster population ages, with older hipsters beginning to receive benefits such as social security, has hipster gentrification been creeping in; whereby the older, now more affluent hipsters upgrade their digs, further …