Five minutes to midnight. The plane starts backing out. At last. It’s gonna be a 16-hour haul, and I’m already hongry. Just spent three hours at Wolfgang Puck’s WPizza bar in LAX, waiting for this Fiji Airways flight. The WPizza cook was flinging pizzas around hand over fist, but I was trying to save every penny. I’d bought a ticket from LA to New Zealand for $684. Desperate to see my true love, Diane. That just about busted what I laughingly call my bank account. Can’t afford no extras. So yes. I’m depending on the two free meals you’re supposed to get on board on the overnight from LA to Nadi, Fiji. And then another brekky on the next leg to Christchurch (four more hours). Except our first meal-in-the-sky won’t happen until an hour or so after takeoff. So — and this was a surprisingly good airport deal — I got me a $3.99 coffee to sit on for three hours at WPizza while I waited for the boarding call. Francisco Vasquez, who was running the bar, was kind. He didn’t hassle me to buy more, just let me be tempted by the smell of the pizzas his energetic lady coworker kept kneading, stretching, topping and sliding into the pizza oven right there in front of me. Man, how I longed for a Wolfgang Puck pizza.
And yet, have to admit, I had already eaten pizza earlier in the day, and the ones I saw coming out of Puck’s oven could in no way compare to the totally indulgent pizza my friend Tim brought over to my place while I was packing this morning. It was a mess. I was a mess. And this plane deadline was rushing up on me. No time for coffee breaks or nosh.
Except Tim hadn’t read that script. “Stop what you’re doing!” he said, dropping this box on the outside table at Possum Cottage where I live (so called because Ms. Possum, who lives on the roof, once visited me with seven little baby possums clinging to her back). Then he hauled out a large frosty bottle of golden Modelo beer. “Number one beer sold in America, son! Bigger’n Bud! And it’s Mexican!” (Turns out he’s right about this.) Then he yanked open the lid on the table-size pizza box. “Ta-dah! Number one pizza in ’Diego, I swear.”
Turns out it came from Gaetano’s, a place near Tim’s home base in Spring Valley. We set to while it was hot, ripping out steamy, cheesy, olivey, shroomy wedges bulging with different sausage-laden quadrants, and chomping our way back from the rich, floppy pointy ends. What I saw, of course, was the tons of cheese, the red and the green peppers, the onions, the usual suspects. But Tim said this one had something special.
“Thing about this pizza that I love,” he said, “is the different meats they put into it. Specially the soppressata.”
“Sopra…Say what?”
“Soppressata, dude. I asked them to put in extra meats. You’re going away to visit the land of milk and honey and nuts and twigs. So, I want you to take this taste of a real pizza before you go. Ergo, soppressata!”
I may be the only person in da world who doesn’t know this, but come to learn soppressata is a salted pork sausage, kinda like salami, but different. Sorta chorizo, but softer, like ’Nduja, except ’Nduja usually has way better fat-to-lean muscle tissue ratio, like, a lot more fat, so a lot more softness. This soppressata, says Tim, is from Calabria, which is down at the toe of Italy, right next to Sicily.
Sausages like ’Nduja — it’s a Calabrian word; Pronounce it like the French “andouille” — were always the poor folks’ sausage, made up of leftovers and bits and pieces of meat squashed together with a lot of spices to act as preservatives and to heat up and flavorize the meat. The result: a spreadable sausage people could have with bread and cheese and wine. Basically soppressata, which is what we have in ours, but softer, because so much more of it is fat.
Enough about ’Nduja. Its cousin the soppressata is the dee-lish part of this pizza. “I asked them to put more meat in here,” said Tim, “and Lordy, they came to the party.” He spoke the truth. We sat among the boxes, scarfing this uber-rich pizza and downing America’s most popular beer, which happened to be Mexican.
In all seriousness, the pizza actually was one of the best I can remember. “This was the Gaetano Special,” Tim said. “Cost me $23.10. Plus I tossed in the extra for more meat.”
They have plenty of other pizzas, and plenty of non-pizza items that are not too heavy on the wallet. Your basic 12-inch cheese pizza goes for $13.20, or $16.45 for the 20-inch. With, say, three regular toppings, it’d be $16.45 and $21.45. The al pesto pizza with gorgonzola and mozzarella costs $17.95 and $21.95. The clams and garlic pizza runs $18.65 and $23.10. Also good news: they do “pizzettas,” 9-inch pies that run between $10.95 and 11.95. Shellfish like cozze al vapor (steamed mussels sautéed in white wine) are $14.25. A Mediterranean salad with goat cheese and olives runs $10.95. So yeah, very trad, but in my book, when it’s Italian, trad is good.
Time was flying. We glomped two slices each of that magnificent pie — way too much — Tim packed the rest to take home, and I was back into the packing nightmare. I toasted him with the last of the Modelo. “You look funny,” I said, “but you’re the real thing.”
“Stop,” he said. “I can take anything but sincerity.”
That was eight long hours ago. Now, the jets are rising to a take-off thunder below my seat, and my mind jets forward to the next meal. Q: What do you eat at 30,000 feet? A: Anything but pizza.
The Place: Gaetano’s Italian Restaurant, 10025 Campo Road, Spring Valley, tel 670-3555
Hours: 11am - 9pm daily (4pm - 9pm Monday, closed Sunday)
Prices: 12-inch cheese pizza, $13.20, 20-inch, $16.45; with three regular toppings, $16.45 and $21.45; al pesto pizza with gorgonzola and mozzarella, $17.95 and $21.95; clams and garlic pizza, $18.65 and $23.10; “pizzettas,” 9-inch pies, $10.95 - 11.95; cozze al vapor (steamed mussels sautéed in white wine), $14.25; Mediterranean salad with goat cheese and olives, $10.95.
Buses: 851, 856
Nearest Bus Stop: Jamacha Blvd, Kempton Street
Five minutes to midnight. The plane starts backing out. At last. It’s gonna be a 16-hour haul, and I’m already hongry. Just spent three hours at Wolfgang Puck’s WPizza bar in LAX, waiting for this Fiji Airways flight. The WPizza cook was flinging pizzas around hand over fist, but I was trying to save every penny. I’d bought a ticket from LA to New Zealand for $684. Desperate to see my true love, Diane. That just about busted what I laughingly call my bank account. Can’t afford no extras. So yes. I’m depending on the two free meals you’re supposed to get on board on the overnight from LA to Nadi, Fiji. And then another brekky on the next leg to Christchurch (four more hours). Except our first meal-in-the-sky won’t happen until an hour or so after takeoff. So — and this was a surprisingly good airport deal — I got me a $3.99 coffee to sit on for three hours at WPizza while I waited for the boarding call. Francisco Vasquez, who was running the bar, was kind. He didn’t hassle me to buy more, just let me be tempted by the smell of the pizzas his energetic lady coworker kept kneading, stretching, topping and sliding into the pizza oven right there in front of me. Man, how I longed for a Wolfgang Puck pizza.
And yet, have to admit, I had already eaten pizza earlier in the day, and the ones I saw coming out of Puck’s oven could in no way compare to the totally indulgent pizza my friend Tim brought over to my place while I was packing this morning. It was a mess. I was a mess. And this plane deadline was rushing up on me. No time for coffee breaks or nosh.
Except Tim hadn’t read that script. “Stop what you’re doing!” he said, dropping this box on the outside table at Possum Cottage where I live (so called because Ms. Possum, who lives on the roof, once visited me with seven little baby possums clinging to her back). Then he hauled out a large frosty bottle of golden Modelo beer. “Number one beer sold in America, son! Bigger’n Bud! And it’s Mexican!” (Turns out he’s right about this.) Then he yanked open the lid on the table-size pizza box. “Ta-dah! Number one pizza in ’Diego, I swear.”
Turns out it came from Gaetano’s, a place near Tim’s home base in Spring Valley. We set to while it was hot, ripping out steamy, cheesy, olivey, shroomy wedges bulging with different sausage-laden quadrants, and chomping our way back from the rich, floppy pointy ends. What I saw, of course, was the tons of cheese, the red and the green peppers, the onions, the usual suspects. But Tim said this one had something special.
“Thing about this pizza that I love,” he said, “is the different meats they put into it. Specially the soppressata.”
“Sopra…Say what?”
“Soppressata, dude. I asked them to put in extra meats. You’re going away to visit the land of milk and honey and nuts and twigs. So, I want you to take this taste of a real pizza before you go. Ergo, soppressata!”
I may be the only person in da world who doesn’t know this, but come to learn soppressata is a salted pork sausage, kinda like salami, but different. Sorta chorizo, but softer, like ’Nduja, except ’Nduja usually has way better fat-to-lean muscle tissue ratio, like, a lot more fat, so a lot more softness. This soppressata, says Tim, is from Calabria, which is down at the toe of Italy, right next to Sicily.
Sausages like ’Nduja — it’s a Calabrian word; Pronounce it like the French “andouille” — were always the poor folks’ sausage, made up of leftovers and bits and pieces of meat squashed together with a lot of spices to act as preservatives and to heat up and flavorize the meat. The result: a spreadable sausage people could have with bread and cheese and wine. Basically soppressata, which is what we have in ours, but softer, because so much more of it is fat.
Enough about ’Nduja. Its cousin the soppressata is the dee-lish part of this pizza. “I asked them to put more meat in here,” said Tim, “and Lordy, they came to the party.” He spoke the truth. We sat among the boxes, scarfing this uber-rich pizza and downing America’s most popular beer, which happened to be Mexican.
In all seriousness, the pizza actually was one of the best I can remember. “This was the Gaetano Special,” Tim said. “Cost me $23.10. Plus I tossed in the extra for more meat.”
They have plenty of other pizzas, and plenty of non-pizza items that are not too heavy on the wallet. Your basic 12-inch cheese pizza goes for $13.20, or $16.45 for the 20-inch. With, say, three regular toppings, it’d be $16.45 and $21.45. The al pesto pizza with gorgonzola and mozzarella costs $17.95 and $21.95. The clams and garlic pizza runs $18.65 and $23.10. Also good news: they do “pizzettas,” 9-inch pies that run between $10.95 and 11.95. Shellfish like cozze al vapor (steamed mussels sautéed in white wine) are $14.25. A Mediterranean salad with goat cheese and olives runs $10.95. So yeah, very trad, but in my book, when it’s Italian, trad is good.
Time was flying. We glomped two slices each of that magnificent pie — way too much — Tim packed the rest to take home, and I was back into the packing nightmare. I toasted him with the last of the Modelo. “You look funny,” I said, “but you’re the real thing.”
“Stop,” he said. “I can take anything but sincerity.”
That was eight long hours ago. Now, the jets are rising to a take-off thunder below my seat, and my mind jets forward to the next meal. Q: What do you eat at 30,000 feet? A: Anything but pizza.
The Place: Gaetano’s Italian Restaurant, 10025 Campo Road, Spring Valley, tel 670-3555
Hours: 11am - 9pm daily (4pm - 9pm Monday, closed Sunday)
Prices: 12-inch cheese pizza, $13.20, 20-inch, $16.45; with three regular toppings, $16.45 and $21.45; al pesto pizza with gorgonzola and mozzarella, $17.95 and $21.95; clams and garlic pizza, $18.65 and $23.10; “pizzettas,” 9-inch pies, $10.95 - 11.95; cozze al vapor (steamed mussels sautéed in white wine), $14.25; Mediterranean salad with goat cheese and olives, $10.95.
Buses: 851, 856
Nearest Bus Stop: Jamacha Blvd, Kempton Street
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