San Diego Police today issued an All Points Bulletin for Raven Briarpatch, a local witch who may prove to be the key in the case of missing woman Maya Millete. “Up to now,” explained the Department’s Chief Witchfinder Matthew Xavier, “we’ve been focusing on husband Larry Millete’s missing .40 caliber gun, thinking it might be connected to his missing wife. But now we’ve got these messages he sent to spellcasting websites: ‘Obey Me Spell to Dominate and Control Her Will.’ Even requests for a death spell. It seems pretty clear we won’t find what we’re looking for in the natural realm. And this Briarpatch woman has some questions to answer. Prepare the dunking stool!”
San Diego Police today issued an All Points Bulletin for Raven Briarpatch, a local witch who may prove to be the key in the case of missing woman Maya Millete. “Up to now,” explained the Department’s Chief Witchfinder Matthew Xavier, “we’ve been focusing on husband Larry Millete’s missing .40 caliber gun, thinking it might be connected to his missing wife. But now we’ve got these messages he sent to spellcasting websites: ‘Obey Me Spell to Dominate and Control Her Will.’ Even requests for a death spell. It seems pretty clear we won’t find what we’re looking for in the natural realm. And this Briarpatch woman has some questions to answer. Prepare the dunking stool!”
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