Denny’s Chief Breakfast Officer Roger Bacon: “Congratulations to the San Diego Padres for becoming the first team in baseball history to hit five grand slams in six games. We only wish there were some fans there to see it! But even so, as the industry leader in slam-based foodstuffs, we’d be remiss not to find a way to honor their achievement. It’s only a half-season, so we thought it fitting to make it half the food of our regular Grand Slam. But it’s still every bit as delicious, just like the Padres’ grand slams have been every bit as exciting! Of course, that first one from Fernando Tatis, Jr. broke an unwritten rule of baseball, since he swung away on 3-0 with his team comfortably in the lead. So we’re adding an unwritten surcharge to the Padres Slam. Unwritten in the menu, anyway. Don’t worry; it’ll show up on your check!”
Denny’s Chief Breakfast Officer Roger Bacon: “Congratulations to the San Diego Padres for becoming the first team in baseball history to hit five grand slams in six games. We only wish there were some fans there to see it! But even so, as the industry leader in slam-based foodstuffs, we’d be remiss not to find a way to honor their achievement. It’s only a half-season, so we thought it fitting to make it half the food of our regular Grand Slam. But it’s still every bit as delicious, just like the Padres’ grand slams have been every bit as exciting! Of course, that first one from Fernando Tatis, Jr. broke an unwritten rule of baseball, since he swung away on 3-0 with his team comfortably in the lead. So we’re adding an unwritten surcharge to the Padres Slam. Unwritten in the menu, anyway. Don’t worry; it’ll show up on your check!”