Last week, Amazon overlord Jeff Bezos announced the first winners in his $10 billion climate change giveaway; among them was La Jolla’s own Salk Institute, the recipient of $30 million in recognition of its potential to speed the planet’s healing. “Jonas Salk famously aided in the development of a vaccine for the scourge of polio,” said Bezos in his remarks during the announcement. “Today, the planet faces a similar scourge, a disease that is raising its temperature drastically while simultaneously dehydrating it and depleting its internal resources, compromising its ability to heal. We know this scourge by many names: Wal-Mart shoppers, anti-tech political activists, or simply people who feel they are too poor to take advantage of Amazon Prime’s incredible savings. We know it’s a life-threatening condition, and will not be easy to eradicate. But the same could be said for polio, and look what Jonas Salk was able to accomplish there. The earth needs a vaccine; I’m proud to help the Salk Institute make that happen. And if any Prime customers should find themselves accidentally inoculated, a Prime delivery drone can rush deliver Amazon’s proprietary antidote within just two hours!”
Last week, Amazon overlord Jeff Bezos announced the first winners in his $10 billion climate change giveaway; among them was La Jolla’s own Salk Institute, the recipient of $30 million in recognition of its potential to speed the planet’s healing. “Jonas Salk famously aided in the development of a vaccine for the scourge of polio,” said Bezos in his remarks during the announcement. “Today, the planet faces a similar scourge, a disease that is raising its temperature drastically while simultaneously dehydrating it and depleting its internal resources, compromising its ability to heal. We know this scourge by many names: Wal-Mart shoppers, anti-tech political activists, or simply people who feel they are too poor to take advantage of Amazon Prime’s incredible savings. We know it’s a life-threatening condition, and will not be easy to eradicate. But the same could be said for polio, and look what Jonas Salk was able to accomplish there. The earth needs a vaccine; I’m proud to help the Salk Institute make that happen. And if any Prime customers should find themselves accidentally inoculated, a Prime delivery drone can rush deliver Amazon’s proprietary antidote within just two hours!”
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