The liquid-metal, shape-shifting governator, clockwise from upper left: That Trump-loving MAGA tool Newsom lays out his plan to start re-opening California, sacrificing who knows how many vulnerable lives for the sake of economic recovery. It’s a wonder he didn’t begin by citing El Trumpo’s “THE CURE MUST NOT BE WORSE THAN THE DISEASE!” That commie socialist apparatchik Newsom insisting that for some reason, it’s okay to take millions of tax dollars from hardworking Californians and hand them out to ILLEGAL immigrants, rewarding them for their lawlessness even as record numbers of law-abiding citizens face unemployment and financial disaster. That fascist, authoritarian monster Newsom, imprisoning people in their homes for a month and then punishing them for celebrating their first taste of freedom by closing the Orange County beaches almost as soon as they were opened. That rebellious, anti-Federal scalawag Newsom, moving to end the hard lockdown before his state has met CDC guidelines for doing so. Next, he’ll start pointing out how those noxious Yankees from New York stirred up all this trouble by spreading the disease from sea to shining sea!
The liquid-metal, shape-shifting governator, clockwise from upper left: That Trump-loving MAGA tool Newsom lays out his plan to start re-opening California, sacrificing who knows how many vulnerable lives for the sake of economic recovery. It’s a wonder he didn’t begin by citing El Trumpo’s “THE CURE MUST NOT BE WORSE THAN THE DISEASE!” That commie socialist apparatchik Newsom insisting that for some reason, it’s okay to take millions of tax dollars from hardworking Californians and hand them out to ILLEGAL immigrants, rewarding them for their lawlessness even as record numbers of law-abiding citizens face unemployment and financial disaster. That fascist, authoritarian monster Newsom, imprisoning people in their homes for a month and then punishing them for celebrating their first taste of freedom by closing the Orange County beaches almost as soon as they were opened. That rebellious, anti-Federal scalawag Newsom, moving to end the hard lockdown before his state has met CDC guidelines for doing so. Next, he’ll start pointing out how those noxious Yankees from New York stirred up all this trouble by spreading the disease from sea to shining sea!
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