In March, to mark their fifth anniversary, Ike and Yulia Gazaryan decided to renew their vows with a small event where they originally wed: at their Pushkin Russian Restaurant & Bar. With the pandemic and …
May 1, 2020
News & Stories
A gasmask wedding and the unlikely rise of a pandemic grocery
Sea Lions declare victory in Battle of La Jolla Beach
“They’ve been gone for months now. We’ve won! Even if they came back, they wouldn’t dare dislodge us!”
May 1, 2020
Not playing in a theater near you! Covid Cinema Presents:
Once, all we had to fear from the Youngs was Reefer Madness, Biker Gangs, and Gangsta Rap. Those were the Good Old Days! Can anything save us from these Terrifying Teens for whom Surfing is …
May 1, 2020
Vietnam vet turned dirty-water hot dog vendor
For Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick, who told Fox News that older Americans should sacrifice their lives for the good of the economy, we offer up a handful of ass-kicking seniors, led by pandemic paraclete …
May 1, 2020
Art Institute of Chicago alters pointillist painting, lends it to San Diego in anticipation of parks opening
“Art is a living thing,” said Mayor Faulconer as he unveiled the revised masterwork, edited to illustrate the proper mode of social distancing as determined by the City in the wake of the coronavirus outbreak. …
May 1, 2020
Mother Nature lays waste to Balboa Park after learning of canceled 2020 Earth Day celebration
Speaking from a crack in the earth’s crust so deep that it revealed the seething magma that forever threatens to burst forth and consume all life, human and otherwise, on the face of the planet …
May 1, 2020
Will Covid-19 turn San Diego’s water plan into Toilet to Grave?
Already under siege by cost overruns and litigious contractors, San Diego mayor Kevin Faulconer's $1.4 billion plan to turn the city's sewage into drinkable water faces new doubts and questions of increased costs brought on …
May 1, 2020
Bay City Brewing comes back pouring in East Village
I’m not saying we jinxed it, but San Diego sports were enjoying an uncommonly good year before all sports were canceled due to coronavirus. Aztecs basketball started 26-and-0 and figured to make noise as a …
May 1, 2020