Trump: “The resemblance is uncanny: multiple failed business ventures, greatest achievements all prior to taking office, a seemingly endless parade of scandals and cabinet upheavals, but nevertheless an enduring public interest — and most importantly, a second term! However, when it comes time to put my face on a bill, it’s going to be on the re-issue of the $100,000 — obviously. And I’m not going to wait until I’m dead to publish my hugely successful memoirs!”
Trump: “The resemblance is uncanny: multiple failed business ventures, greatest achievements all prior to taking office, a seemingly endless parade of scandals and cabinet upheavals, but nevertheless an enduring public interest — and most importantly, a second term! However, when it comes time to put my face on a bill, it’s going to be on the re-issue of the $100,000 — obviously. And I’m not going to wait until I’m dead to publish my hugely successful memoirs!”
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