Camp Pendleton spokesmarine Buzz Spinner: “Like all Americans, we’re very glad to learn that the authorities were able to uncover and apprehend alleged domestic terrorist and US Coast Guard Lieutenant Christopher Paul Hasson before he was able to carry out his planned mass attack on his fellow Americans. Stockpiled weapons, kill lists of noted progressives, hateful and racist writings — just horrible, all of it. But if I’m being honest, I’m also very glad that Hasson was with the Coast Guard and not the Marines. Between former Marine Ian David Long shooting up a bar in Thousand Oaks last November, the recent naming of former Marine Angel Dominguez Ramirez Jr. as a Mexican drug lord, and the Miramar Air Station knuckleheads who put that blackface video on social media last week, we were starting to look like the rottenest branch on the US military tree.”
Camp Pendleton spokesmarine Buzz Spinner: “Like all Americans, we’re very glad to learn that the authorities were able to uncover and apprehend alleged domestic terrorist and US Coast Guard Lieutenant Christopher Paul Hasson before he was able to carry out his planned mass attack on his fellow Americans. Stockpiled weapons, kill lists of noted progressives, hateful and racist writings — just horrible, all of it. But if I’m being honest, I’m also very glad that Hasson was with the Coast Guard and not the Marines. Between former Marine Ian David Long shooting up a bar in Thousand Oaks last November, the recent naming of former Marine Angel Dominguez Ramirez Jr. as a Mexican drug lord, and the Miramar Air Station knuckleheads who put that blackface video on social media last week, we were starting to look like the rottenest branch on the US military tree.”
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