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Wal-Mart Labs to open in San Diego
Company plans to develop pharmaceuticals that are “not quite as good, but much, much cheaper!”
Pictured: Smiley, Wal-Mart’s antidepressant/pain reliever. “So far,” says Wal-Mart head of drugs Bill Popper, “our research suggests that it’s only about half as powerful as oxycodone. But it’s twice as addictive, so people won’t mind taking more. And because we work with our suppliers in China, it’s much less expensive. The same goes for Lothario, our Viagra substitute, which isn’t quite as effective in correcting erectile dysfunction, but does tend to speed up climax. Sex will still be a little disappointing, but at least it’ll be over quicker.”
Pictured: Smiley, Wal-Mart’s antidepressant/pain reliever. “So far,” says Wal-Mart head of drugs Bill Popper, “our research suggests that it’s only about half as powerful as oxycodone. But it’s twice as addictive, so people won’t mind taking more. And because we work with our suppliers in China, it’s much less expensive. The same goes for Lothario, our Viagra substitute, which isn’t quite as effective in correcting erectile dysfunction, but does tend to speed up climax. Sex will still be a little disappointing, but at least it’ll be over quicker.”
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Wal-Mart Labs to open in San Diego
Company plans to develop pharmaceuticals that are “not quite as good, but much, much cheaper!”
Wal-Mart Labs to open in San Diego
Company plans to develop pharmaceuticals that are “not quite as good, but much, much cheaper!”
Pictured: Smiley, Wal-Mart’s antidepressant/pain reliever. “So far,” says Wal-Mart head of drugs Bill Popper, “our research suggests that it’s only about half as powerful as oxycodone. But it’s twice as addictive, so people won’t mind taking more. And because we work with our suppliers in China, it’s much less expensive. The same goes for Lothario, our Viagra substitute, which isn’t quite as effective in correcting erectile dysfunction, but does tend to speed up climax. Sex will still be a little disappointing, but at least it’ll be over quicker.”
Pictured: Smiley, Wal-Mart’s antidepressant/pain reliever. “So far,” says Wal-Mart head of drugs Bill Popper, “our research suggests that it’s only about half as powerful as oxycodone. But it’s twice as addictive, so people won’t mind taking more. And because we work with our suppliers in China, it’s much less expensive. The same goes for Lothario, our Viagra substitute, which isn’t quite as effective in correcting erectile dysfunction, but does tend to speed up climax. Sex will still be a little disappointing, but at least it’ll be over quicker.”
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