"When I was President at POM Wonderful,” says newly installed Stone Brewing CEO Dominic Engels, “we got in trouble for claiming that POM Wonderful could help you cheat death by preventing heart disease and prostate cancer. So I’m not going to tell you that Stone beer can help fix America this November. But it can definitely ease the pain of watching the American experiment go through its great, wrenching death spasms.
"No matter which party you support, there’s a beer that can absolve you, the American voter, of all responsibility for the fate of the nation. Oops, there I go again!"
"When I was President at POM Wonderful,” says newly installed Stone Brewing CEO Dominic Engels, “we got in trouble for claiming that POM Wonderful could help you cheat death by preventing heart disease and prostate cancer. So I’m not going to tell you that Stone beer can help fix America this November. But it can definitely ease the pain of watching the American experiment go through its great, wrenching death spasms.
"No matter which party you support, there’s a beer that can absolve you, the American voter, of all responsibility for the fate of the nation. Oops, there I go again!"
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