“From the first game, I had a bad feeling about this season,” recalls Local computer whiz/DJ D. Spare, creator of the Sad Charger emoji. “When Keenan Allen went down, I knew it was a sign of things to come, and I’m not just talking about the limping parade of ACL injuries. My love life has taught me that it’s easier to express profound emotional experiences with pictures than words: just one is worth a thousand, right? Well, it turns out that this one is worth 345,000, minus Apple’s percentage. Because thanks to Apple, every time someone uses my Sad Charger in an iMessage, I get a penny. I made 30K just off Kaser’s bad hold on that field goal against the Raiders!”
Asked if profiting off his favorite team’s failures left him feeling conflicted, Spare replied, “Hell no. I love the Chargers, but if there’s anything they’ve taught me, it’s that in the end, it ain’t about the love between a city and its team. It’s about the money. Thanks, guys!”
“From the first game, I had a bad feeling about this season,” recalls Local computer whiz/DJ D. Spare, creator of the Sad Charger emoji. “When Keenan Allen went down, I knew it was a sign of things to come, and I’m not just talking about the limping parade of ACL injuries. My love life has taught me that it’s easier to express profound emotional experiences with pictures than words: just one is worth a thousand, right? Well, it turns out that this one is worth 345,000, minus Apple’s percentage. Because thanks to Apple, every time someone uses my Sad Charger in an iMessage, I get a penny. I made 30K just off Kaser’s bad hold on that field goal against the Raiders!”
Asked if profiting off his favorite team’s failures left him feeling conflicted, Spare replied, “Hell no. I love the Chargers, but if there’s anything they’ve taught me, it’s that in the end, it ain’t about the love between a city and its team. It’s about the money. Thanks, guys!”
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