Today, Amazon announced “the next step in our evolution toward becoming the most essential goods and services provider the world has ever seen. Thanks to technology we’d rather not discuss and you’d rather not know about, we can now deliver you exact replicas of your own organs — right to your door, in two hours or less. Patients used to have to wait weeks, months, or even years for viable replacement organs. And, even then, there was always the risk that the body would reject tissue donated by another person. Not anymore. Right now, you can order up a new liver, a new pair of kidneys, or even a new stomach or pair of lungs, and we’ll have it to you before your surgeon has made it in from the golf course. And in the very near future, we plan to offer hearts, glands, and even brains. So, even if your mind is blown by this incredible announcement, don’t worry — you’ll be able to get a new one in no time!"
Today, Amazon announced “the next step in our evolution toward becoming the most essential goods and services provider the world has ever seen. Thanks to technology we’d rather not discuss and you’d rather not know about, we can now deliver you exact replicas of your own organs — right to your door, in two hours or less. Patients used to have to wait weeks, months, or even years for viable replacement organs. And, even then, there was always the risk that the body would reject tissue donated by another person. Not anymore. Right now, you can order up a new liver, a new pair of kidneys, or even a new stomach or pair of lungs, and we’ll have it to you before your surgeon has made it in from the golf course. And in the very near future, we plan to offer hearts, glands, and even brains. So, even if your mind is blown by this incredible announcement, don’t worry — you’ll be able to get a new one in no time!"
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