Anchor ads are not supported on this page.

4S Ranch Allied Gardens Alpine Baja Balboa Park Bankers Hill Barrio Logan Bay Ho Bay Park Black Mountain Ranch Blossom Valley Bonita Bonsall Borrego Springs Boulevard Campo Cardiff-by-the-Sea Carlsbad Carmel Mountain Carmel Valley Chollas View Chula Vista City College City Heights Clairemont College Area Coronado CSU San Marcos Cuyamaca College Del Cerro Del Mar Descanso Downtown San Diego Eastlake East Village El Cajon Emerald Hills Encanto Encinitas Escondido Fallbrook Fletcher Hills Golden Hill Grant Hill Grantville Grossmont College Guatay Harbor Island Hillcrest Imperial Beach Imperial Valley Jacumba Jamacha-Lomita Jamul Julian Kearny Mesa Kensington La Jolla Lakeside La Mesa Lemon Grove Leucadia Liberty Station Lincoln Acres Lincoln Park Linda Vista Little Italy Logan Heights Mesa College Midway District MiraCosta College Miramar Miramar College Mira Mesa Mission Beach Mission Hills Mission Valley Mountain View Mount Hope Mount Laguna National City Nestor Normal Heights North Park Oak Park Ocean Beach Oceanside Old Town Otay Mesa Pacific Beach Pala Palomar College Palomar Mountain Paradise Hills Pauma Valley Pine Valley Point Loma Point Loma Nazarene Potrero Poway Rainbow Ramona Rancho Bernardo Rancho Penasquitos Rancho San Diego Rancho Santa Fe Rolando San Carlos San Marcos San Onofre Santa Ysabel Santee San Ysidro Scripps Ranch SDSU Serra Mesa Shelltown Shelter Island Sherman Heights Skyline Solana Beach Sorrento Valley Southcrest South Park Southwestern College Spring Valley Stockton Talmadge Temecula Tierrasanta Tijuana UCSD University City University Heights USD Valencia Park Valley Center Vista Warner Springs

How to hang out in the Gaslamp

Simon Says makes it easy

Turkey and cheddar panini
Turkey and cheddar panini
Place

Simon Says Coffee

430 F Street, San Diego

For Bad Coffee!

That’s what it says at Simon Says, the coffee kiosk at on F and Fifth, the coolest area of the Gaslamp.

It’s five o’clock on a Friday night. Everybody’s your friend. They want y’all to come on in. But ten bucks in the bolsillo says you ain’t going anywhere swanky.

Sponsored
Sponsored

Except maybe Simon Says. The gray stone expanse that’s the Keating Hotel lights up with Simon’s Says’s “Grand Opening” sign in red and white. Okay, the sign has been up for a year. Whatever, it keeps things fresh and happy.

Bad, meaning good
Grand opening has been going on awhile...
Cody, aka barista therapista
Historic Keaton Hotel

They have a row of red stools on the sidewalk under a hooped red canopy. The place is right where cars pull up to offload hotel patrons, and the patrons get caught in the tide of people hurrying to the Gaslamp. It’s a natural human whirlpool. Once you’re safely aboard a stool though, you’re fine.

I’ve come for a coffee. What I hadn’t realized was that you can chow down here too, right on a stool in the middle of the sidewalk.

I sit next to a couple of bouncers from Patricks next door. Order up some joe (small, $1.95). The barista is Cody the skateboard fanatic. He wears a Thrasher magazine cap. He’s also known as the “coffee therapist” because everybody unloads their troubles on him as they sit here sipping.

Foodwise, the menu says a bagel with cream cheese is $4, a bureka (think stuffed dumplings, Turkish, same family as Polish pierogi) runs $8.25 with egg. Or you can have it with mushroom or potato or cheese.

Then there’s a ciabatta veggie panini ($6.50) or a turkey and cheddar panini ($6.50).

“Uh, the only thing of all that that we actually have is the turkey and cheddar panini,” says Cody.

Say what?

May we help you smile today? says the cup with my coffee. So, turkey and cheddar panini it is. Cody toasts it up right there in the classy varnished wood-paneled counter work area. He brings it steaming hot.

Surprise, I hadn’t expected is a layer of pesto sauce beneath the turkey. It kicks the flavor up, along with the golden toast flavors and some splots of Tabasco. The coffee is the perfect foil.

What I especially like about this place is the good cheap coffee with no pressure to buy appetizers or anything else. Plus the busy busy busy thing, sitting on a red stool in the middle of this stream of people.

Not to mention the free therapy sessions. “Cody. Have a moment? My wife, Carla, she doesn’t understand me….”

The latest copy of the Reader

Here's something you might be interested in.
Submit a free classified
or view all
Previous article

Born & Raised offers a less decadent Holiday Punch

Cognac serves to lighten the mood
Next Article

Big kited bluefin on the Red Rooster III

Lake fishing heating up as the weather cools
Turkey and cheddar panini
Turkey and cheddar panini
Place

Simon Says Coffee

430 F Street, San Diego

For Bad Coffee!

That’s what it says at Simon Says, the coffee kiosk at on F and Fifth, the coolest area of the Gaslamp.

It’s five o’clock on a Friday night. Everybody’s your friend. They want y’all to come on in. But ten bucks in the bolsillo says you ain’t going anywhere swanky.

Sponsored
Sponsored

Except maybe Simon Says. The gray stone expanse that’s the Keating Hotel lights up with Simon’s Says’s “Grand Opening” sign in red and white. Okay, the sign has been up for a year. Whatever, it keeps things fresh and happy.

Bad, meaning good
Grand opening has been going on awhile...
Cody, aka barista therapista
Historic Keaton Hotel

They have a row of red stools on the sidewalk under a hooped red canopy. The place is right where cars pull up to offload hotel patrons, and the patrons get caught in the tide of people hurrying to the Gaslamp. It’s a natural human whirlpool. Once you’re safely aboard a stool though, you’re fine.

I’ve come for a coffee. What I hadn’t realized was that you can chow down here too, right on a stool in the middle of the sidewalk.

I sit next to a couple of bouncers from Patricks next door. Order up some joe (small, $1.95). The barista is Cody the skateboard fanatic. He wears a Thrasher magazine cap. He’s also known as the “coffee therapist” because everybody unloads their troubles on him as they sit here sipping.

Foodwise, the menu says a bagel with cream cheese is $4, a bureka (think stuffed dumplings, Turkish, same family as Polish pierogi) runs $8.25 with egg. Or you can have it with mushroom or potato or cheese.

Then there’s a ciabatta veggie panini ($6.50) or a turkey and cheddar panini ($6.50).

“Uh, the only thing of all that that we actually have is the turkey and cheddar panini,” says Cody.

Say what?

May we help you smile today? says the cup with my coffee. So, turkey and cheddar panini it is. Cody toasts it up right there in the classy varnished wood-paneled counter work area. He brings it steaming hot.

Surprise, I hadn’t expected is a layer of pesto sauce beneath the turkey. It kicks the flavor up, along with the golden toast flavors and some splots of Tabasco. The coffee is the perfect foil.

What I especially like about this place is the good cheap coffee with no pressure to buy appetizers or anything else. Plus the busy busy busy thing, sitting on a red stool in the middle of this stream of people.

Not to mention the free therapy sessions. “Cody. Have a moment? My wife, Carla, she doesn’t understand me….”

Comments
Sponsored

The latest copy of the Reader

Here's something you might be interested in.
Submit a free classified
or view all
Previous article

Aaron Stewart trades Christmas wonders for his first new music in 15 years

“Just because the job part was done, didn’t mean the passion had to die”
Next Article

Hike off those holiday calories, Poinsettias are peaking

Winter Solstice is here and what is winter?
Comments
Ask a Hipster — Advice you didn't know you needed Big Screen — Movie commentary Blurt — Music's inside track Booze News — San Diego spirits Classical Music — Immortal beauty Classifieds — Free and easy Cover Stories — Front-page features Drinks All Around — Bartenders' drink recipes Excerpts — Literary and spiritual excerpts Feast! — Food & drink reviews Feature Stories — Local news & stories Fishing Report — What’s getting hooked from ship and shore From the Archives — Spotlight on the past Golden Dreams — Talk of the town The Gonzo Report — Making the musical scene, or at least reporting from it Letters — Our inbox Movies@Home — Local movie buffs share favorites Movie Reviews — Our critics' picks and pans Musician Interviews — Up close with local artists Neighborhood News from Stringers — Hyperlocal news News Ticker — News & politics Obermeyer — San Diego politics illustrated Outdoors — Weekly changes in flora and fauna Overheard in San Diego — Eavesdropping illustrated Poetry — The old and the new Reader Travel — Travel section built by travelers Reading — The hunt for intellectuals Roam-O-Rama — SoCal's best hiking/biking trails San Diego Beer — Inside San Diego suds SD on the QT — Almost factual news Sheep and Goats — Places of worship Special Issues — The best of Street Style — San Diego streets have style Surf Diego — Real stories from those braving the waves Theater — On stage in San Diego this week Tin Fork — Silver spoon alternative Under the Radar — Matt Potter's undercover work Unforgettable — Long-ago San Diego Unreal Estate — San Diego's priciest pads Your Week — Daily event picks
4S Ranch Allied Gardens Alpine Baja Balboa Park Bankers Hill Barrio Logan Bay Ho Bay Park Black Mountain Ranch Blossom Valley Bonita Bonsall Borrego Springs Boulevard Campo Cardiff-by-the-Sea Carlsbad Carmel Mountain Carmel Valley Chollas View Chula Vista City College City Heights Clairemont College Area Coronado CSU San Marcos Cuyamaca College Del Cerro Del Mar Descanso Downtown San Diego Eastlake East Village El Cajon Emerald Hills Encanto Encinitas Escondido Fallbrook Fletcher Hills Golden Hill Grant Hill Grantville Grossmont College Guatay Harbor Island Hillcrest Imperial Beach Imperial Valley Jacumba Jamacha-Lomita Jamul Julian Kearny Mesa Kensington La Jolla Lakeside La Mesa Lemon Grove Leucadia Liberty Station Lincoln Acres Lincoln Park Linda Vista Little Italy Logan Heights Mesa College Midway District MiraCosta College Miramar Miramar College Mira Mesa Mission Beach Mission Hills Mission Valley Mountain View Mount Hope Mount Laguna National City Nestor Normal Heights North Park Oak Park Ocean Beach Oceanside Old Town Otay Mesa Pacific Beach Pala Palomar College Palomar Mountain Paradise Hills Pauma Valley Pine Valley Point Loma Point Loma Nazarene Potrero Poway Rainbow Ramona Rancho Bernardo Rancho Penasquitos Rancho San Diego Rancho Santa Fe Rolando San Carlos San Marcos San Onofre Santa Ysabel Santee San Ysidro Scripps Ranch SDSU Serra Mesa Shelltown Shelter Island Sherman Heights Skyline Solana Beach Sorrento Valley Southcrest South Park Southwestern College Spring Valley Stockton Talmadge Temecula Tierrasanta Tijuana UCSD University City University Heights USD Valencia Park Valley Center Vista Warner Springs
Close

Anchor ads are not supported on this page.

This Week’s Reader This Week’s Reader