FILE UNDER: ALMOST COMPLETELY FACTUAL NEWS — "If they save water, we don't sell water," said SDPU Associate Bastard Craig Greedhead. "And if we don't sell water, we don't make money. And that shit just ain't gonna fly. So we have to raise the rates, just to keep heaps of sumptuous food on the tables of our many, many vacation homes."
FILE UNDER: ALMOST COMPLETELY FACTUAL NEWS — "If they save water, we don't sell water," said SDPU Associate Bastard Craig Greedhead. "And if we don't sell water, we don't make money. And that shit just ain't gonna fly. So we have to raise the rates, just to keep heaps of sumptuous food on the tables of our many, many vacation homes."
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