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A Blooper Reel of Résumé and Interview Blunders
Here are some résumé, application, and interview blunders which employers have shared with me. They would be amusing if they weren’t so tragic, and so avoidable:
We received a résumé written in long-hand on three-ring notebook paper.
One résumé was obviously typed on a typewriter. I guess the candidate was not aware of the latest technology known as computers and printers.
The entire résumé was written in huge type.
In the “Personal Profile” section, we find: “Spend nearly 100+ hours a week playing video games with years of experience under me.” He is also attending college. Does he ever sleep?
Same résumé as above, also in the “Personal Profile” section: “I am a hard worker with much availability and readiness to work” (how much time is there left after those 100-plus hours a week on video games?)
In the “Education” section we find the high school diploma listed first, followed by the college work. If one is currently in college, listing a high school diploma is not necessary.
In the “Experience” section we find: “Was an exhibitionist at Comic-Con.” Probably should be exhibitor.
The applicant listed [email protected] as her email address. Who wants to hire an angry chick?
The 53-page résumé was emailed. We didn’t print it, too much paper, and who wants to read a 53-page résumé anyway?
Here are some “Funniest Résumé Blunders and Bloopers” as reported by author and executive job search coach, Meg Guiseppi:
In answer to the question “Why Interested In Position?” the candidate said: “to keep my parole officer from putting me back in jail.”
In the Objective section of a résumé the applicant wished to pursue a challenging account executive position with our rival firm.
Objective: “career on the Information Supper Highway.” I guess the candidate was hungry.
One applicant printed his résumé on the back of his current employer’s letterhead.
Even more interesting was the résumé that had several grease stains and a smudge of chocolate on it.
Under “Other Interests,” one man wrote, “Playing with my two dogs (They actually belong to my wife but I love the dogs more than my wife.)”
Author Barbara Safani reports these interesting bloopers and blunders:
“Position Desired: Profreader.
“Dates of Employment: 2002-9999” Wow, that is long-term employment!
“Educational Achievements: Maintained a 2.0 GPA” Do not show GPA unless it is above 3.75.
“References: Scott.” A last name and contact information would be helpful.
“Experience: Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting.” Yum. Yum.
Application question: “How large was the department you worked in with your last company?” Answer: “three stories.”
“Reason for leaving: Pushed aside so the vice president’s girlfriend could steal my job.”
“Office Equipment: Stapler.” Okay. Anything else?
“Current Salary: $36,000.” “Salary desired: $250,000.” At least the applicant was being honest.
Additional bloopers:
“Job Description: ‘I worked in a furniture factory as a drawer.” Ouch.
“Experienced in all faucets of accounting.” Hot, cold, stainless, brass.
“Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse.” A house might have been easier.
“Responsibility makes me nervous.”
“Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.”
“I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”
Languages: “Speak English and Spinach.” Popeye would be proud.
“I am a ‘neat nut’ with a reputation for being hardnosed. I have no patience for sloppywork, carlessmistakes, and theft of companytime.” I guess the candidate was in a hurry when typing some of those words.
“Planned new corporate facility at $3 million over budget.”
“Experienced supervisor, defective with both rookies and seasoned professionals.”
“Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.”
Lesson? It would be a good idea to carefully proofread your résumé and application. Also have a second pair of educated eyes review it a second time as well, and maybe even a third time.
Here's something you might be interested in.
A Blooper Reel of Résumé and Interview Blunders
A Blooper Reel of Résumé and Interview Blunders
Here are some résumé, application, and interview blunders which employers have shared with me. They would be amusing if they weren’t so tragic, and so avoidable:
We received a résumé written in long-hand on three-ring notebook paper.
One résumé was obviously typed on a typewriter. I guess the candidate was not aware of the latest technology known as computers and printers.
The entire résumé was written in huge type.
In the “Personal Profile” section, we find: “Spend nearly 100+ hours a week playing video games with years of experience under me.” He is also attending college. Does he ever sleep?
Same résumé as above, also in the “Personal Profile” section: “I am a hard worker with much availability and readiness to work” (how much time is there left after those 100-plus hours a week on video games?)
In the “Education” section we find the high school diploma listed first, followed by the college work. If one is currently in college, listing a high school diploma is not necessary.
In the “Experience” section we find: “Was an exhibitionist at Comic-Con.” Probably should be exhibitor.
The applicant listed [email protected] as her email address. Who wants to hire an angry chick?
The 53-page résumé was emailed. We didn’t print it, too much paper, and who wants to read a 53-page résumé anyway?
Here are some “Funniest Résumé Blunders and Bloopers” as reported by author and executive job search coach, Meg Guiseppi:
In answer to the question “Why Interested In Position?” the candidate said: “to keep my parole officer from putting me back in jail.”
In the Objective section of a résumé the applicant wished to pursue a challenging account executive position with our rival firm.
Objective: “career on the Information Supper Highway.” I guess the candidate was hungry.
One applicant printed his résumé on the back of his current employer’s letterhead.
Even more interesting was the résumé that had several grease stains and a smudge of chocolate on it.
Under “Other Interests,” one man wrote, “Playing with my two dogs (They actually belong to my wife but I love the dogs more than my wife.)”
Author Barbara Safani reports these interesting bloopers and blunders:
“Position Desired: Profreader.
“Dates of Employment: 2002-9999” Wow, that is long-term employment!
“Educational Achievements: Maintained a 2.0 GPA” Do not show GPA unless it is above 3.75.
“References: Scott.” A last name and contact information would be helpful.
“Experience: Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting.” Yum. Yum.
Application question: “How large was the department you worked in with your last company?” Answer: “three stories.”
“Reason for leaving: Pushed aside so the vice president’s girlfriend could steal my job.”
“Office Equipment: Stapler.” Okay. Anything else?
“Current Salary: $36,000.” “Salary desired: $250,000.” At least the applicant was being honest.
Additional bloopers:
“Job Description: ‘I worked in a furniture factory as a drawer.” Ouch.
“Experienced in all faucets of accounting.” Hot, cold, stainless, brass.
“Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse.” A house might have been easier.
“Responsibility makes me nervous.”
“Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.”
“I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”
Languages: “Speak English and Spinach.” Popeye would be proud.
“I am a ‘neat nut’ with a reputation for being hardnosed. I have no patience for sloppywork, carlessmistakes, and theft of companytime.” I guess the candidate was in a hurry when typing some of those words.
“Planned new corporate facility at $3 million over budget.”
“Experienced supervisor, defective with both rookies and seasoned professionals.”
“Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.”
Lesson? It would be a good idea to carefully proofread your résumé and application. Also have a second pair of educated eyes review it a second time as well, and maybe even a third time.
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