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Voyage with Mother on Piggyback
Author: Adam Jacobs
Neighborhood: Hillcrest
Age: 22
Occupation: Pizza delivery driver
Ever since I dropped out of my university on the East Coast to migrate to Hillcrest, my life has been put on a pedestal — with stark lighting to allow all the voices in my mind to appraise it.
The peanut crowd in my head is full of all sorts of nuts, and the biggest one is, of course, the family tree. For example, it was highly interesting telling my mother about my transfer.
“You’re leaving college to move? And where?” she demanded, with the urgency only an Ashkenazi Russo-Polish New York Jew could know.
I watched her breathe heavily in the small room. I replied, “To the grit and glamour of the nation’s best gayborhood: Hillcrest.” I couldn’t help but smile.
My mother whipped her head around. “Gayborewho?”
“It’s a place, not a face, mum.”
She stared at me and took a long pause. She was summoning forth enormous energy for questions she must voice, not to mention preparing herself for the answers. Like a scrunchie, her face suddenly tightened into unbelievable forlorn.
“What’s going on, my second son? Why do you do this to me?”
She started to stride around the room, stuck between the bronze piano, blanketed bed, and stocky dressers. She halted at the window and made a gesture as if she were swallowing the whole view with her arms.
“Why do you want to leave our familial home abreast the deep-blue Atlantic?” My mother has a penchant for referencing nature when it is to her advantage.
“Mother, the Pacific is both deep and blue.”
“No,” she cut in. “Not deep nor blue enough.” She spoke with darkness, as if foreshadowing all the worry I would force upon her if I still chose to move.
“I am going to San Diego’s Hillcrest.”
“How are you getting there?”
“Hoovin’ it.”
“How are...you...getting there?” She was breathing irregularly.
“Train.”
“How are you going to pay?”
“Savings.”
“Whose?”
“Mine.”
“What about your belongings?”
“Goodwill.”
“What if you regret your decision?”
“I swear on my mother’s grave I won’t.”
An uncomfortable, though humorous, silence. Then, the blitzkrieg.
“Do you have work in San Diego? A place to sleep? Contacts? What will you do for food? You’re on a special diet — do you know if you can eat in restaurants down there? Why not San Francisco? Or New Jersey? Will your friends miss you? Are you feeling okay, because yesterday I noticed that your left eye was flickering oddly. Is this contributing to your feelings maybe? You can tell me. Or, if you prefer, your father. Do you think your new diet is affecting your eye? Remember, you said it’s perfectly fine, as long as I ask only once....”
My body tightened and tightened.
“I am going to gayborhood,” I commanded.
“I am sure,” she stated, “that whatever gay boars you want to find in that hood of yours, New York’s will be better. New York is omnipotent.”
I could not respond. I wanted to laugh, cry, scream, and push her all at once. She continued.
“Don’t you want the best boars? Sue — my friend from group — she told me, and you can of course ignore this if you want to, it’s really up to you, but I need to tell you that she said that you have to be careful about...since they just found out that...and that was reported to lead to...”
My ears were starting to become deaf with the blood and pain my heart was pumping. What can I do to which my mother will respond with contentment? Anything I could do would be subsumed under that all-encompassing, vicious anxiety my mother sold her soul to. It’s a perpetual, tiresome vacuum.
Do you understand that my family loved? Or, at least, it had to be called love since we grew up together. Yet it was love, in the fractional degree, the smallest most precise degree: love that passes through a strainer before being given.
“You can run,” my mother finally concluded, “but you can’t hide. You will always be my little boy.” She exhaled, kissed the top of my head — which made it burn — and slowly slipped out of the room.
I thought, How can such cruel disrespect be cloaked in feminine care and love?
That evening, my mother came into my room to apologize. She says she knows, she knows — she does things that hurt me, but she’s trying to remember. It is, and she smiles as she pulls out a piece of paper, a long list. Anyway, here is a going-away gift for you. I thanked her, and we hugged.
And so my mother bought me my first and only farewell gift! As my family did our rituals and hugs (brother: brief, father: medium, mother: long and vampiric), my gift was held inside the breast pocket of my coat.
Dear mother! You don’t know the half you’ve given me and only focus on the thousandth I want to be rid of! But I dutifully and wistfully carried the gift with me, always checking in on it, as I made my way trans-nation.
I admit, my dear Hillcrest, before I arrived upon you and legally or illegally wedded you, I had these flaming fortnights with some others. On my pilgrimage from New York to California, I stopped at a couple of other sacred sites: the gayborhoods of Washington, DC, and Chicago, Illinois. They are more astringent and sour than you, not to mention that I was arrested in both. After that I swore abstinence for the rest of the 2000 miles — no more gayborhoods until I reach the promised land.
And so I have. I have entered the balmy, sultry, and frosty city of Hillcrest, San Diego! Thank you for opening space for me. I hope I won’t wake up in a doorway and a policeman knows my name.
As I have established myself here, I realize how my mother was right in the dropping of one of her platitudes: I can run, but I can’t hide. For better or for worse, she’s in my bones and in my breast. She is both on the pedestal in my head and in the audience applauding it, as the critic analyzing it, and as the very neurons processing it because my God, my brain matter, comes from inside her.
So...I’m just another Jewish boy with a mother problem. But I’m special, yet. I may have maternal molestations on the mind, but I’m among gaylords and drag titans, jesters and asses, wolves in sheeps’ clothes, queer queens — and boys, girls, and you — in all the colors of the jelly beans, taste the rainbow. As my mum said, let’s hope my special diet doesn’t get in the way.
If there’s anything da gays know how to fix, it’s family.
Here's something you might be interested in.
Voyage with Mother on Piggyback
Voyage with Mother on Piggyback
Author: Adam Jacobs
Neighborhood: Hillcrest
Age: 22
Occupation: Pizza delivery driver
Ever since I dropped out of my university on the East Coast to migrate to Hillcrest, my life has been put on a pedestal — with stark lighting to allow all the voices in my mind to appraise it.
The peanut crowd in my head is full of all sorts of nuts, and the biggest one is, of course, the family tree. For example, it was highly interesting telling my mother about my transfer.
“You’re leaving college to move? And where?” she demanded, with the urgency only an Ashkenazi Russo-Polish New York Jew could know.
I watched her breathe heavily in the small room. I replied, “To the grit and glamour of the nation’s best gayborhood: Hillcrest.” I couldn’t help but smile.
My mother whipped her head around. “Gayborewho?”
“It’s a place, not a face, mum.”
She stared at me and took a long pause. She was summoning forth enormous energy for questions she must voice, not to mention preparing herself for the answers. Like a scrunchie, her face suddenly tightened into unbelievable forlorn.
“What’s going on, my second son? Why do you do this to me?”
She started to stride around the room, stuck between the bronze piano, blanketed bed, and stocky dressers. She halted at the window and made a gesture as if she were swallowing the whole view with her arms.
“Why do you want to leave our familial home abreast the deep-blue Atlantic?” My mother has a penchant for referencing nature when it is to her advantage.
“Mother, the Pacific is both deep and blue.”
“No,” she cut in. “Not deep nor blue enough.” She spoke with darkness, as if foreshadowing all the worry I would force upon her if I still chose to move.
“I am going to San Diego’s Hillcrest.”
“How are you getting there?”
“Hoovin’ it.”
“How are...you...getting there?” She was breathing irregularly.
“Train.”
“How are you going to pay?”
“Savings.”
“Whose?”
“Mine.”
“What about your belongings?”
“Goodwill.”
“What if you regret your decision?”
“I swear on my mother’s grave I won’t.”
An uncomfortable, though humorous, silence. Then, the blitzkrieg.
“Do you have work in San Diego? A place to sleep? Contacts? What will you do for food? You’re on a special diet — do you know if you can eat in restaurants down there? Why not San Francisco? Or New Jersey? Will your friends miss you? Are you feeling okay, because yesterday I noticed that your left eye was flickering oddly. Is this contributing to your feelings maybe? You can tell me. Or, if you prefer, your father. Do you think your new diet is affecting your eye? Remember, you said it’s perfectly fine, as long as I ask only once....”
My body tightened and tightened.
“I am going to gayborhood,” I commanded.
“I am sure,” she stated, “that whatever gay boars you want to find in that hood of yours, New York’s will be better. New York is omnipotent.”
I could not respond. I wanted to laugh, cry, scream, and push her all at once. She continued.
“Don’t you want the best boars? Sue — my friend from group — she told me, and you can of course ignore this if you want to, it’s really up to you, but I need to tell you that she said that you have to be careful about...since they just found out that...and that was reported to lead to...”
My ears were starting to become deaf with the blood and pain my heart was pumping. What can I do to which my mother will respond with contentment? Anything I could do would be subsumed under that all-encompassing, vicious anxiety my mother sold her soul to. It’s a perpetual, tiresome vacuum.
Do you understand that my family loved? Or, at least, it had to be called love since we grew up together. Yet it was love, in the fractional degree, the smallest most precise degree: love that passes through a strainer before being given.
“You can run,” my mother finally concluded, “but you can’t hide. You will always be my little boy.” She exhaled, kissed the top of my head — which made it burn — and slowly slipped out of the room.
I thought, How can such cruel disrespect be cloaked in feminine care and love?
That evening, my mother came into my room to apologize. She says she knows, she knows — she does things that hurt me, but she’s trying to remember. It is, and she smiles as she pulls out a piece of paper, a long list. Anyway, here is a going-away gift for you. I thanked her, and we hugged.
And so my mother bought me my first and only farewell gift! As my family did our rituals and hugs (brother: brief, father: medium, mother: long and vampiric), my gift was held inside the breast pocket of my coat.
Dear mother! You don’t know the half you’ve given me and only focus on the thousandth I want to be rid of! But I dutifully and wistfully carried the gift with me, always checking in on it, as I made my way trans-nation.
I admit, my dear Hillcrest, before I arrived upon you and legally or illegally wedded you, I had these flaming fortnights with some others. On my pilgrimage from New York to California, I stopped at a couple of other sacred sites: the gayborhoods of Washington, DC, and Chicago, Illinois. They are more astringent and sour than you, not to mention that I was arrested in both. After that I swore abstinence for the rest of the 2000 miles — no more gayborhoods until I reach the promised land.
And so I have. I have entered the balmy, sultry, and frosty city of Hillcrest, San Diego! Thank you for opening space for me. I hope I won’t wake up in a doorway and a policeman knows my name.
As I have established myself here, I realize how my mother was right in the dropping of one of her platitudes: I can run, but I can’t hide. For better or for worse, she’s in my bones and in my breast. She is both on the pedestal in my head and in the audience applauding it, as the critic analyzing it, and as the very neurons processing it because my God, my brain matter, comes from inside her.
So...I’m just another Jewish boy with a mother problem. But I’m special, yet. I may have maternal molestations on the mind, but I’m among gaylords and drag titans, jesters and asses, wolves in sheeps’ clothes, queer queens — and boys, girls, and you — in all the colors of the jelly beans, taste the rainbow. As my mum said, let’s hope my special diet doesn’t get in the way.
If there’s anything da gays know how to fix, it’s family.
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