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Jewel Asks Stranger to Kiss Posterior

"Jewel lived in her car, so she should know the rules," said Ashton Kutcher, introducing a new Punk'd segment last month.

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Jewel's boyfriend Ty Murray sets her up by moving an orange parking cone that effectively situates their car in a construction zone. An accomplice prevents the singer from moving her car as a large sign is erected nearby. Twelve seconds into their conversation, Jewel scowls and says, "Are you gonna give me shit?" Asked to stand behind the orange cones, she replies, "Can you kiss my ass?" and apparently calls him "a fucking weirdo." Twice.

The sign is then "accidentally" dropped on a nearby truck as onlookers accuse Jewel of being responsible. Through much bleeping, she seems to say (to the "fucking weirdo"), "Before you start talking shit to blame this shit on me, who the fuck are you? You're starting to piss me off!" When the prank is revealed, she turns to her boyfriend and says, "I can't believe you, I thought you loved me."

No reaction on the show from Jewel's fan club message forums, as they were recently shut down to new posts and removed from public view.

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"Jewel lived in her car, so she should know the rules," said Ashton Kutcher, introducing a new Punk'd segment last month.

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Jewel's boyfriend Ty Murray sets her up by moving an orange parking cone that effectively situates their car in a construction zone. An accomplice prevents the singer from moving her car as a large sign is erected nearby. Twelve seconds into their conversation, Jewel scowls and says, "Are you gonna give me shit?" Asked to stand behind the orange cones, she replies, "Can you kiss my ass?" and apparently calls him "a fucking weirdo." Twice.

The sign is then "accidentally" dropped on a nearby truck as onlookers accuse Jewel of being responsible. Through much bleeping, she seems to say (to the "fucking weirdo"), "Before you start talking shit to blame this shit on me, who the fuck are you? You're starting to piss me off!" When the prank is revealed, she turns to her boyfriend and says, "I can't believe you, I thought you loved me."

No reaction on the show from Jewel's fan club message forums, as they were recently shut down to new posts and removed from public view.

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