"All I heard is people complaining all night about how long it takes to get a drink," blogs Casbah bartender and Bunky singer/drummer Emily Joyce of one recent shift. "End of the night, this guy is closing his tab and he's, like, 'Hey, I have something really funny to tell you.... Do you remember when Bunky used to be so epic? I booked a show for you guys.'
"He continues, 'So, you played this epic show and I was there and you gave me a kiss after the show.' I started laughing because I don't remember...well, you never know, sometimes I get wasted and my lips start flapping and get all loose and I try to make out with everyone. This guy is making me nervous. Sort of. I really can't see me making out with him is all. I pretty much remember all the making out I've done....
"Then he's all, 'I used to have the biggest crush on you.' I think, What is this 'used to be' bullshit? Am I supposed to think it's quaint? I used to be epic and now what?"
"All I heard is people complaining all night about how long it takes to get a drink," blogs Casbah bartender and Bunky singer/drummer Emily Joyce of one recent shift. "End of the night, this guy is closing his tab and he's, like, 'Hey, I have something really funny to tell you.... Do you remember when Bunky used to be so epic? I booked a show for you guys.'
"He continues, 'So, you played this epic show and I was there and you gave me a kiss after the show.' I started laughing because I don't remember...well, you never know, sometimes I get wasted and my lips start flapping and get all loose and I try to make out with everyone. This guy is making me nervous. Sort of. I really can't see me making out with him is all. I pretty much remember all the making out I've done....
"Then he's all, 'I used to have the biggest crush on you.' I think, What is this 'used to be' bullshit? Am I supposed to think it's quaint? I used to be epic and now what?"
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