A zookeeper (Kevin James) tries to win back the girl who dumped him (for being a zookeeper) by taking dating advice from the animals under his care. It’s hard not to imagine what could have been made from such an insane premise, especially given the anodyne goings-on of what actually happens. Perhaps sensing its own dullness, the film cheats on its central premise, putting singles-bar scoring tips in the mouth of a domesticated lion. The tips work; the movie doesn’t. (2011) — Matthew Lickona
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