A weirdie, co-written by Michael and Mark Polish, directed by only Michael, about the warming relationship of a heart-of-gold hooker and one half of a set of Siamese twins (the merely identical Polishes, who look and act a bit like Adam Sandler on Valium). The twins' synchronized movements and conspiratorial whisperings are at first unsettling. The solemn pace, the stiff dialogue, the uneventful narrative, and the mawkish sentiment give you plenty of chance to settle down, take a nap. With Michele Hicks and Lesley Ann Warren. (1999) — Duncan Shepherd
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