A violent drizzle of dung. Nicolas Cage is the diamond seller whose lavish home, wall safe, elegant wife (Nicole Kidman), and sex-bait daughter tempt stupid creeps to terrorize them. The villains are preening but instantly forgettable, exposing their crude backstories and motives while director Joel Schumacher revels in every ridiculous twist. Kidman and Cage try hard, but this is career death. Better to watch apes cracking bones in a cave. (2011) — David Elliott
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