Ever been on a 90-minute sugar high? Ever wondered what you would do if you managed to steal a magic book that allowed you to rewrite reality? Ever considered the metaphysical implications of writing "The End" on a page in said book? Ever wondered what lovable cartoon sea sponge Spongebob Squarepants would look like as a CGI superhero? Ever wished that Spongebob's adventures were just slightly more meta? Ever dreamed of a rap battle between a space dolphin and a wisecracking seagull? And most importantly, ever wanted to see Krusty Krab proprietor Mr. Krabs dressed in a leather harness? Well okay then! Children may be delighted, and perhaps also addled. With Antonio Banderas, who seems utterly in his element as Burger-Beard. (2015) — Matthew Lickona
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