Better you should take a closer look at your investment portfolio than this. Depending on your affinity for the subject of investment scams, this will either register as bank porn or something akin to Chinese water torture. One day later, and my hair has yet to dry. The slick, hermetically calculated presentation left me wondering if this was directed by Jed Rothstein (as the credits claim) or Kubrick’s algorithmic adversary, Hal 2000. It’s not often that I fall asleep once during an efficiently caffeinated Sunday morning viewing, let alone twice. Duty-bound, I wiped the sand from my eyes and went back to the drop off point, and each time, I could barely (barely) envision a forest what with all the broken boughs of graphs and talking heads. This would make a great double-bill with The Big Short, another money dealing slog I couldn’t wait to see end. Wait for it to play PBS and forget to program your DVR. (2018) — Scott Marks
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