A dip in the frigid briney compounded by a bolt of lightning endows Blake Lively with eternal youth, and all she does with her super power is dress well and fall for some rich schmo with whom she shares no chemistry (Michiel Huisman). So little happens in the way of dramatic action, take away the tripod and you'd swear its mumblecore. The spotty, seeing-eye dog commentary track — meant to cast a magic spell (and provide bales of useless exposition) — feels like air brakes being applied every time the brainy narrator opens his mouth. And what can be said of a romantic drama in which one cares more for a dead dog than the fate of its leads? Nothing offensive, nothing boring, just nothing. That said, teenage girls are going to spend bushels of allowance money and make this a smash. Lee Toland Krieger directs. WIth Ellen Burstyn as Lively’s daughter and Harrison Ford as comic relief. (2015) — Matthew Lickona
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