Abysmal holiday comedy in which a lonesome ad man (an almost demented Ben Affleck) hires himself a ready-made family for a quarter-million dollars to see him through the Yuletide blues. Unaccountably released to theaters in time for Halloween. With James Gandolfini, Catherine O'Hara, Christina Applegate; directed by Mike Mitchell. (2004) — Duncan Shepherd
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