Computer-written comedy about a Reno lounge singer who witnesses a mob murder and, while waiting for a court date, hides out in a Carmelite convent, whips the cacophonous choir into shape (giving a Christian twist to that girl-rock classic, "I Will Follow Him," as Kenneth Anger already did in Scorpio Rising), speeds up the collection-plate action, and transforms the entire order from a contemplative one to a down-and-dirty one. Whoopi Goldberg's hair is humorous, but is soon covered up (how?) in a nun's habit. "Look at me ... I'm a penguin," spits out the IBM. With Maggie Smith, Harvey Keitel, Joseph Maher; directed by Emile Ardolino. (1992) — Duncan Shepherd
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