Or "The Navel of the World." Or Easter Island -- prior to European exploration in the 18th Century. Hollywoodized ethnography, with National Geographic nudity, on the Long Ears (i.e., lobes stretched like cookie dough) and the Short Ears (natural look), the Birdman, the First Egg, the Cave of the White Virgin, and other exotica. In an earlier era, it might at least have been funny. With Jason Scott Lee, Esai Morales, and Sandrine Holt; directed by Kevin Reynolds. (1994) — Duncan Shepherd
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