A pampered Jewish-American Princess, at wit's end after her brand-new bridegroom perishes from a mid-coital heart attack, is conned by a fork-tongued Army recruiter into signing up for a three-year hitch, and this proves to be a character-building experience, exactly as always advertised, once she gets over the initial shock of not finding the promised condos, private rooms, yachts. Every step forward on the road to independence and self-esteem is followed, however, by a step or two backwards, in the direction of klutziness and dumb-blondeness, because that's the direction in which the scriptwriters envision laughs. The heroine's rah-rah curtain line -- "Don't call me stupid" -- ought to elicit a somewhat tempered response in the viewer's mind, such as "Wait till tomorrow, sweetie." With Goldie Hawn, Eileen Brennen, and Armand Assante; directed by Howard Zieff. (1980) — Duncan Shepherd
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