Grandpa and grandson in parallel amorous pursuits, swapping tips, trading secrets. Marc Fienberg’s Amateur Hour and Three-Quarters, his first feature film, amounts to a terrible mortification for anyone on screen or in front of it, not least of all Andy Griffith, required to react to a hard-on and a blow job and then to recount these to his younger-generation confidant: “Have you ever heard of a Black Market drug called Viagra?” and “I felt like a damn Popsicle.” He must need the work. Badly. With Paul Campbell, Marla Sokoloff, and Doris Roberts. (2009) — Duncan Shepherd
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