And wit's end. Part III is an endurance test for sure, a turbid, turgid, two-and-three-quarter-hour kiddie movie (an added quarter-hour per sequel), which depends upon your memorization of the earlier episodes to help you figure out what the hell is going on. It's enough to drive a man, possibly even a boy, to drink. Keith Richards, the Rolling Stone mossback, makes an overhyped acting appearance an hour and three quarters into the action, for maybe five minutes tops. With Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush, Bill Nighy, Stellan Skarsgard, Naomie Harris, and Chow Yun-Fat; directed by Gore Verbinski. (2007) — Duncan Shepherd
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