Pandering teen caper film in which a motley crew of high-school seniors (pothead, jock, poor little rich girl, etc.) conspire for motley reasons to steal the answers to the SAT. ("Suck-Ass Test -- that's what that stands for," elucidates the annoyingly loud narrator.) A dab of nostalgia: Mike Jarvis, the fired basketball coach of St. John's University, has a cameo as the basketball coach of St. John's University. (The production notes attempt to smooth over the problem by identifying Jarvis's character as "Illinois Coach," or in other words by lying.) With Erika Christensen, Chris Evans, Bryan Greenberg, Scarlett Johansson, Darius Miles, and Leonardo Nam; directed by Brian Robbins. (2004) — Duncan Shepherd
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