Eileen (Kathleen Turner) hopes to be Catholic Woman of the Year, even though she drops holy wafers on the church floor near her priest (Richard Chamberlain). Onward to douchebag humor! Eileen, torn up about her lesbian daughter (Emily Deschanel), starts to feel like a nun in hell. In Anne Renton’s movie the mechanical sitcom gags are not so bad as Turner, Chamberlain, and Elizabeth Peña looking so far past their prime. (2012) — David Elliott
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