Virgin blood appears to be hard for a vampire to come by in the late Twentieth Century. This is unfortunate (to say nothing of unbelievable), because it mires the movie in sniggering teenage sex comedy. Lauren Hutton, and her black-and-gray color scheme, brings some real class (if not quite nobility) to the role of the Countess. But Jim Carrey, as her likeliest prospect, seems to aspire merely to be the next Dick York. Directed by Howard Storm. (1985) — Duncan Shepherd
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