Cops and extracurricular ballet (with Jacques D'Amboise in an autobiographical role as the public-service choreographer). One of the cops is actually an imposter who really works in the job made famous in Francis Ford Coppola's You're a Big Boy Now: librarian on roller skates. Keeping the imposture going for the length of the movie -- for the sake of romance with a lady cop -- is a severe tax on belief. And it doesn't help to have mellow-toned Judge Reinhold in the role. But then Meg Tilly doesn't seem much like a policewoman either. More annoying than amusing. Directed by Michael Dinner. (1986) — Duncan Shepherd
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