The opening wit is “Can I finger you?” Next are the oral sex jokes, penis jokes, condom jokes, and the many meet-cutes of Natalie Portman (who opts for sex only) and Ashton Kutcher (who will take whatever he can get). Kutcher, who cannot act, takes his clothes off frequently. Portman can act but mainly prefers to smile or smirk. As Kutcher’s dad, the fine actor Kevin Kline is a dear old rake who likes to “eat kitty.” Miserably directed by Ivan Reitman, this is not a comedy for anyone with even the faintest memory of Hepburn and Tracy. (2011) — David Elliott
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