Lifeless bisexual love triangle out of a Michael Chabon novel. The musty bookishness begins with the nagging first-person narration of a good-looking dullard (“After you’ve thrown up in the topiary and rinsed your mouth out with cheap vodka, you really don’t want to talk to anybody”), but it continues even after the narration dies down. With Jon Foster, Peter Sarsgaard, Sienna Miller, Mena Suvari, and Nick Nolte; directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber. (2009) — Duncan Shepherd
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