And drinks battery acid for nourishment, plucks eggs out of boiling water with her naked fingers, etc., etc. It plays (excepting some bits of "PG-13" smut) like a pilot for a TV series: Mork and Mindy with Kim Basinger as Mork and Dan Aykroyd as Mindy. A pilot, however, not "picked up." A pilot not touched with a ten-foot pole. ("So, where you from?" "The Nether Lands." "Oh! Holland!" "No, the Nether Lands.") Richard Benjamin directs it with the delicacy of touch of a drowning man. (1988) — Duncan Shepherd
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