The sight of Billy Crystal alongside pro basketballer Gheorghe Muresan is sort of funny -- a good two-foot difference. But that's the height of the humor. As this is a Billy Crystal comedy -- about a small-time talent agent who discovers a skyscraping Romanian with a weak heart -- it's also sort of schmaltzy, sort of embarrassing. With Kathleen Quinlan, Joanna Pacula, and (as himself) Steven Seagal; directed by Michael Lehmann. (1998) — Duncan Shepherd
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