Not just a song, but a whole movie as well. John Huston recreates fin-de-siècle Paris, and drags poor Jose Ferrer through it, on his knees, on a dolly (or roller skates or something). The latter is playing Toulouse-Lautrec, and he is getting clobbered. This, despite the "help" of Huston's literal-mindedly Toulousian palette. With Zsa Zsa Gabor and Suzanne Flon. (1952) — Duncan Shepherd
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