We are dealing with a bona fide case of mistaken identity here. No, we are dealing with a bogus case of fakeout -- a crime story with an apparent innocent (Josh Hartnett) caught in the machinations of two rival gangs, African-American and Jewish, or "Darkies" and "Skullcaps" in copspeak, headed respectively by the Boss (Morgan Freeman) and the Rabbi (Sir -- his official screen credit -- Ben Kingsley), in addition to an out-of-town hit man (Bruce Willis) who plays both sides of the street. It features a staggering body count, a tediously doubling-back narrative, an offputtingly facetious tone, and a dense, heavy, claustrophobic décor. Mykelti Williamson, the shrimp man from Forrest Gump, earns a smile as a toothy dimwit named "Sloe," but that's early in the proceedings, before exasperation sets in. With Lucy Liu and Stanley Tucci; directed by Paul McGuigan. (2006) — Duncan Shepherd
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