Mike Myers, with an unfunny funny voice and a dime-store false beard, plays an American-born, Indian-raised self-help prophet (the Number Two man behind Deepak Chopra), whose path to the Oprah show goes through the locker room of the Toronto Maple Leafs. The hockey fan and the Hindu follower might be equally affronted. Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Ben Kingsley; directed by Marco Schnabel. (2008) — Duncan Shepherd
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