Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal play two attractive people who enjoy having sex. But it turns out that while both are nice to look at, neither is particularly appealing. She’s sick and getting sicker, coping with the pain by diagnosing everyone else. He’s an aspiration-addled jerk who’s never said “I love you” to anyone in his life. Things improve (for them, not us) when he gets picked to sell Viagra and then realizes that she’s his “little blue pill.” (2010) — Matthew Lickona
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